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My Dad's a Nazi by TemBrook My Dad's a Nazi by TemBrook
Take that, Kyle!
Yeah...
AWWW
Haha.
This is like so perfect.
They're both fat, ugly, and short. They both have annoying voices and monologue like shitbags.
And they're both Nazi's to the core.
One of them literally.
So yeah. Cartman's dad is The Major.
Whoot.
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:iconpierluca5:
Pierluca5 Featured By Owner May 27, 2014
Cartmans Dad, looks like Hermann Göring... O_o
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zimantha87 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This is my new cannon
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sasukexgaaraxcoji Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Lol When ever I see the Major in the manga I think to myself. "He looks like Eric Cartman."
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CRAZY4LUV Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
this makes alot of sense ,... it's kinda creepy ... D8
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2pcanadasgirl Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
YAAY!!!! I SEE IT!!....now what would the major do about kyle/cartman shipping?
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TemBrook Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Er, does the show really make kyle/cartman shipping meta? Cartman's probably not a fan.
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funnylove4321 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013
you're right, it could be possible that the major from Hellsing could be Cartmen's biological father
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SparkMaster37 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Seems legit.
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NamelessManic Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012
That would explain a LOT.
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hinatagirl2809 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aw shi-

Damn it! Cartman you fatass! You know how much trouble I'm going to have to go through to keep you Nazi's under control? I have to go find Alucard and Seras and somehow convince them to team up with Anderson and then find Father Anderson and convince him to team up with them just so I can keep you guys under control, because you two together is just fuckin hell, and don't even get me started on how much protection Kyle has to be under now, because that is the first Jew Eric will want to torture, he won't even kill him! Just torture! *grumble*

Okay, that was weird. Anyways, I really liked the pick and how two of my fav shows are in one! Why didn't anyone else think of this?!
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TemBrook Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Actually I pictured it more like:
Major: You wanna be a robot like daddy?
Cartman: YESSS.

Yep. Kyle would be so screwed.
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hinatagirl2809 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Whatever it takes for Cartman to be *clears throat* A REAL LIFE NAZI! he will do. And...yeah, either way Kyle is soooo screwd, like MAJORly screwd and I have to get ma boys (Father Anderson and Alucard) to go save the world...and Kyle. And i guess that girl could help, you know, Police Girl.
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TemBrook Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They probably wouldn't even care until the problems hit Britain lol.
So America is definitely screwed.
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hinatagirl2809 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, you're probably right, but then, you know, America will be all like "Come on British dude! You gotta help me, I mean you're the one with all the black magic and this is YOUR fault! You and yoru vampires, me and Tony had nothing to do with this!" and England will be like "Bloody Hell America, deal with it your fucking self, this is what you get for not believing in my friends, I told you Uni and Mrs. Fairy are real! And this is what you get for your bloody revolution, you git!"

....anyways, it would totes be like that!
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TemBrook Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Makes me curious as to what America has for vampire defense.
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hinatagirl2809 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Probably zilch. I mean, we're all focused on aliens here! We even have areas about it, forget vamps! Haha, we're screwed, we're only prepared against aliens!...We'll probably call on big brother England for help!
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TemBrook Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hmmm maybe in the Hellsing world America always has to deal with crazy aliens lol.
And they have an alien controlled like Alucard is from Area 51 lol.
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crimsonbloodbender88 Featured By Owner May 6, 2011
Shit!!!, I know it!!!
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captain77 Featured By Owner May 1, 2011
Lol! That is very, very true! God that is Cartman's dad in a nutshell!
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CantaraCannon Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2011
i can totally see this
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DreamSinger99 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS!!!!!!!!! :D
I was looking at Cartman Nazi pictures and the whole time i was thinking:
Why aren't there any Major references? He's just like Cartman?What is going on?!

And then i found this. ^_^
And i love the Major!Not Nazis,Only the Hellsing ones like the Major,Doc,Captain....Well,All of them. ^^'
The Major's speeches are quite long though,I read them,And i read and lsitened to the i lvoe War speech a lot(I watched and read the seires a lot recently) but after a while they did get a little......Well,Not boring but....Tiring ^^
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TemBrook Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah I looked too and was all "WHY DOESN'T THIS EXIST YET?"
So I rule 35'd it I guess haha.
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DreamSinger99 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL ^^
It all makes sense now.....
Cartman belongs to the Milleninum.....
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:icontembrook:
TemBrook Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Everything is right (wrong) in the world.
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MexicaniaiKataraINC Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2010  Student General Artist
So the mistery has been resolved.
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Simpsonspuppy Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2010
The truth has been revealed!!
I though about this idea since they have similarities.
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:icontembrook:
TemBrook Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THE EPIC TRUTH.
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Simpsonspuppy Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2010
There like similar and this is a great idea!!
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Davewolf21 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010   Digital Artist
rolf so true but cartman no is not ugly
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TemBrook Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL.
He's an OVAL on a SQUARE.
His only not-ugly factor is that he is a child, and therefore adorable.
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Leviarex Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2010
Although Cartman's real dad has recently been revealed, this has given me an idea for a full blooded 'South Park', 'Hellsing' crossover:

General plot:
At the ages of 11, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny gave Cartman the permanent boot from the group.It was all too obvious that his soul was blackened beyond repair no matter how much "good" he did. As if that weren't enough, Liane's years of sex addiction finally caught up with her and died of aids.Following her funeral, Cartman mysteriously dissapeared before any legal gaurdians could be assigned to him much to everyone's (especially Kyle's) joy. Infact a party was held at Tokken's mansion in celebration of what was assumed to be his permanent absence.
6 years later it's learned that Cartman was taken in by one of the members of Millenium who happened to be in South Park at the time. Having learned of his anti-semetic beliefs and actions, he saw great potential for him among the neo nazis and was trained rigourously by the major along with a chip insertion. The end result was by far their most powerful synthetic vampire; surpassing even Luke Valentine and with muscle in place of fat. With Cartman front and center, Millenium now turns it's sights on South Park with the Hellsing Orginization in hot pursuit and with it all will come the final confrontation between Kyle and Cartman that will leave only one standing.

Other plot points:
.Upon joining Alucard in fighting Cartman, Kyle obtains one of Millenium's chips, becoming a vampire himself to better level the playing field. He's the sole exception to Alucard's loathing for synthetics.
.The feathured pairings are Stendy(StanxWendy),Kybe(KylexBebe),and Ked(KennyxRed)
.Alucard lends much to taking down Cartman; inspiring as much terror in him as Rip Van Winkle and belittling and taunting him.
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TemBrook Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Very... elaborate.
:3
But really... all this was meant for was just to show the similarities lol.
But I could definately see it.
Cartman chillin' with major being like, "yeaaaah, kill those filthy british"
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Leviarex Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2010
Since you seem to like my idea,do you know when you'll be reopening requests?Because I'd like you to do some pics to go along with it.
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TemBrook Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If it's something easy and for fun like this, I really don't mind you asking. :3
Specifics for each picture would be nice though. I don't have an imagination. Except in rare moments.
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Leviarex Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010
After alot of creative thought,here's what I have in mind:

Pic 1: Alucard(without his hat and glasses)is holding up Cartman(without his shirt,wearing tan pants and combat boots,and with the star of David)by the throat in his left hand while his glove-less right hand has blood dripping from the claw-like nail on the pointer finger.Cartman's expression on his bruised and battered face is one of sheer terror as ALucard looks him in the eyes with his usual evil grin.
Title:"I Can See It All"

Pic 2: Alucard(with his hat and glasses)runs his fingers through Wendy's(wearing a violet overshirt over a blue t-shirt with jeans and brown shoes)hair as the latter looks disturbed at his touch.Behind them a furious Stan(wearing a dark green t-shirt with brown pants and black shoes) is being held back by Seras(in her teal uniform)preventing him from throwing himself at the no-life king.
Title: "You Look Just Like Her"

Pic 3: Kyle as a vampire with straight hair,red eyes and a fiercely determined expression.His attire is a long dark green overcoat bearing the Hellsing cross on either side of the front.Under that is an orange t-shirt while he wears jeans,black shoes and a golden star of David.
Title:"Cartman Here I Come"
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VitaKore Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2010
HAHAHA YOU'RE LAME! Seriously, how OLD are you? 10? =\
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:iconleviarex:
Leviarex Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2010
FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!
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VitaKore Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2010
Does baby need his bottle? =) Or maybe a little kick to the ass of his ego?
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TemBrook Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ERGH sorry, I don't really feel like doing this.
It just doesn't stroke my creative balls.
Once again.
Very sorry.
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Leviarex Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2010
It's okay.I actually did think afterwards I was overcomplicating things.
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RS-Kyra Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2010  Student Photographer
Awww, Cartman's not really a Nazi xD he just loves to piss everyone off.
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ruamsa144 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
Lol, but Cartman's not ugly.
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TemBrook Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He's still an evil fat nazi.
And he's not ugly because children are more likely than not cute.
:3
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Angelia-Dark Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Bwahaaa!!! XD Finally, someone else who has the same idear as meee!!!
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TemBrook Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I KNEW I couldn't be the only one.
XD
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Angelia-Dark Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
*snicker* I know, right?
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ViralOMNOM Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2009
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
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TemBrook Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDXD
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rhiannon-thanatos Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2009
If you ever get a chance to listen to the Major's speech in German, jump at it! It is both the most terrifying and most epic thing ever done. EVER.

I love the Major, but he's still crazy as hell. Hence why I lovers him. :D And Cartman is just... a spoiled brat with Nazi tendencies. He is epic love too. <3
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TemBrook Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They are so epic.
And really fun to draw.
I should draw more fatties.
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